rangers vs zenit st.petersburg…

May 16, 2008

British football team in European final…

Fans drink off licenses dry…

Team loses…

Arrests made…

Surprise surprise…

 


estate agents in ‘hit by credit crunch shocker’…

May 14, 2008

Seem those venerable servants of society the estate agents are suffering, after the years o’plenty, at the hands of the dreaded credit crunch.

Boo Hoo!

I’m sure most of them aren’t the fleecing, self-serving, jargon mongering middlemen parasites of common conception. Nevertheless, I just don’t have a violin small enough to play the song of woe they seem to feel they deserve.

Still, it’s not all bad news. Apparently the easiest way to weather out a recession- (or downturn, or slowdown, or other random economic synonyms the difference between which I don’t quite understand)- is to already be super rich.

Dammit, why didn’t I think of that?